34 Random Bits of TV Trivia Slurred to Us Across the Bar by the Town Drunk
We translated these as best as we could
You guys are lucky we can understand drunk-speak. We’ve had a lot of experience trying to decipher our sloppy editors at the post-work happy hour, and it finally paid off! Today’s happy hour spot was playing some pretty awesome shows, and the local barfly was luckily well-versed in random facts about every show that came on.
We hit record on our little voice recorder and just let him have it. Translating it to something that you fine folks can read and comprehend was no easy task, but here they are.