Philosophical Conundrums From ‘Futurama’ That Could Be True
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But in its bold, owl-invested vision of the 31st century, the show has raised some interesting questions about the future of life on Earth, concerning important topics such as our treatment of our lobster-men colleagues, but also, more importantly…
Will Cryogenic Freezing Fundamentally Change People?
If it weren’t for cryonics, Futurama would have been a dull dramedy about a pizza delivery guy and his scruffy dog. Instead, Fry tumbling into the cryogenic freezing chamber in the show’s pilot episode raises a number of questions scientists are currently grappling with. For instance, there are concerns that anyone who is awoken from “cryopreservation” might be a completely different person, “fundamentally altered in mind and body” due to the complex nature of restoring life to all the “cells, blood vessels, organs and neurons of the body.”
Bioethicists also speculate that anyone who survives the process will be vulnerable to “isolation, loneliness, depression and illness.” Although presumably, most of those conditions can be cured by attaining a beer-guzzling robot best friend.
Do Human Beings Need Real Food?
Fry’s go-to meal replacement, the depressing pile of mush known as made out of processed corpses.
But Soylent has come under criticism, including because ingesting food in social environments with friends and loved ones has psychological benefits and remains one of the pleasures of human existence, whereas Soylent has been described as a “punishingly boring, joyless product.”
Do Suicide Booths ‘Glamorize’ Suicide?
Surely one of the grimmest aspects of life in New New York is the preponderance of “Suicide Booths,” those conveniently-placed kiosks that allow people to end it all for just 25 cents.
Ethical questions surrounding such an invention were raised when 2021 saw the unveiling of chainsaws and other assorted blades. This has sparked criticisms that the pod’s “sleek” design “glamorizes suicide and makes it easier for people who are vulnerable and mentally ill.”
Can Robots Consent to Sex?
Despite dramatic warnings from the Space Pope, Fry memorably dates a robotic Lucy Liu in a Season Three episode.
While they may not be as sophisticated as the Monroebot, Lucy Liu understandably felt violated by the “sweaty nerds” copying her image without authorization.
And it’s been suggested that pleasure-bots Pope.
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