The All-Time Best ‘Futurama’ Quotes, According to Reddit

Good news, everyone! We only have one more month until Season 11!
The All-Time Best ‘Futurama’ Quotes, According to Reddit

Futurama will return soon enough. To which we reply, “That’s not soon enough!”

Actually, the streaming giant announced last month that the long-awaited 11th season and second revival of scientifically accurate zingers.

In a recent Reddit thread, such fans definitively determined their all-time favorite Futurama quotes, ranging from the over-memed “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore,” to the deeper cuts that only the Big Brain (and bigger nerds) . With so many quality quotes to choose from, the Top 10 list is likely to be divisive — except among The Neutrals, who have no strong feelings one way or the other.

Farnsworth: Dear Lord, that’s over 150 atmospheres of pressure.
Fry: How many atmospheres can the ship withstand?
Farnsworth: Well, it’s a spaceship! So I’d say anywhere between zero and one!

God Entity: When you do things right, people wont be sure youve done anything at all.

Zapp Brannigan: If we can hit that bulls-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!

Bender: What an awful dream! Ones and zeros everywhere! And I thought I saw a two…
Fry: It was just a dream, Bender. Theres no such thing as two.

Fry: I cant swallow that!
Farnsworth: Well then, good news! Its a suppository. 

Morgan Proctor: Why is there yogurt in this cap!
Fry: I can explain that! It used to be milk, and, well, time makes fools of us all.

Farnsworth: No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

Lrrr: Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?

Zapp Brannigan: You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down. Kif, show them the medal I won.

Farnsworth: Ive just turbocharged the ships matter compressor!
Fry: Whats the matter compressor?
Farnsworth: Nothings the matter, Fry, now that Ive turbocharged the ships matter compressor!

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