The All-Time Best ‘Futurama’ Quotes, According to Reddit
Futurama will return soon enough. To which we reply, “That’s not soon enough!”
Actually, the streaming giant announced last month that the long-awaited 11th season and second revival of scientifically accurate zingers.
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In a recent Reddit thread, such fans definitively determined their all-time favorite Futurama quotes, ranging from the over-memed “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore,” to the deeper cuts that only the Big Brain (and bigger nerds) . With so many quality quotes to choose from, the Top 10 list is likely to be divisive — except among The Neutrals, who have no strong feelings one way or the other.
Farnsworth: Dear Lord, that’s over 150 atmospheres of pressure.
Fry: How many atmospheres can the ship withstand?
Farnsworth: Well, it’s a spaceship! So I’d say anywhere between zero and one!
God Entity: When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.
Zapp Brannigan: If we can hit that bull’s-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!
Bender: What an awful dream! Ones and zeros everywhere! And I thought I saw a two…
Fry: It was just a dream, Bender. There’s no such thing as two.
Fry: I can’t swallow that!
Farnsworth: Well then, good news! It’s a suppository.
Morgan Proctor: Why is there yogurt in this cap!
Fry: I can explain that! It used to be milk, and, well, time makes fools of us all.
Farnsworth: No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!
Lrrr: Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?
Zapp Brannigan: You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down. Kif, show them the medal I won.
Farnsworth: I’ve just turbocharged the ship’s matter compressor!
Fry: What’s the matter compressor?
Farnsworth: Nothing’s the matter, Fry, now that I’ve turbocharged the ship’s matter compressor!
